I'm not very much surprised that a concerned party chose this
particular person's page to send me my first (of many, hopefully) hate
emails. You see, J Li's page is the most trafficked page on this site,
so I knew that it would inevitably make its way to her. I knew that
when she read it she would not be happy at all. So much the pity.
Before I address this masterpiece of literature line by line let me preface
it by reiterating that everything I say about people and things on my site
are completely my opinions, but also 100% true as I know it. If
I say any incorrect specifics, like numbers, dates, colors, that is an
honest mistake and by no means an attempt to be disingenuous. So
without further adieu I give my response to the letter which I believe is
from J Li's sister whose initials are also J Li, humorously enough as that
is...
1. I am a complete jerk? Thanks for the heads-up!
I realized that about 15 years ago, but thanks for the reminder.
Nobody who knows me would disagree with you, but unfortunately for your
attempt to make me feel bad about it, it turns out the same personality flaw
that makes me a jerk also makes me irredeemably humorous and entertaining,
hence why I have any friends at all.
2. If people don't believe what I wrote on the page about her,
fine by me. No one is forcing you to face reality. Half of the
things about her on the page are my personal observations about her, which
being opinions aren't inherently true or untrue. However, I can assure
you that they are 100% my opinions and they are exactly what I believe to be
true. Perhaps my perceptions are way off base, though I doubt it, and
I feel no need to apologize for calling it like I see it.
3. You are right: I do not have the time to write lies about a
good person. Thankfully, I dedicated the 15 minutes to it to write the
truth about a bad person. That must make me- dare I say- a winner?
4. I'm a dumb-ass? I might be a jerk as you keenly
detected above, but I am certainly no vulgar illiterate, as you appear to
be. As far as going to hell, I don't believe in a Hell so in all
likelihood I will not be going there. As far as being a
homosexual, now which one of us is telling malicious lies? Since this
is MY forum for the truth, let it be known that I am most assuredly not a
homosexual, contrary to the reporting of a girl with a poor grasp of
punctuation and capitalization.
5. If I have beef bring it? What does that mean?
Does that mean publicly airing my problems with a person on an accessible
forum that I know for sure they will read? If so, I think I did that
two months ago.
6. Let me be the first, but not the last, to notice you signed
your email with the moniker, "bitch." Now, I'm sure it was your
addle-brained attempt to call me a bitch, but it lost something in the
execution. Why should I bother trying to insult you if you are going
to say that which I am far too nice of a person to say myself?
